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It’s that time of year again! Your annual gift exchange is around the corner and you have no idea what to bring. We got you, fam. The Dirty Santa Party kit is not only the perfect way to organize and enhance your party, it’s also the perfect gift to bring to one as well! Santa himself recommends no one should attempt to host or attend a gift exchange party without it.
What is it? Only everything you’ve been dreaming of:
- 35 numbered tokens shaped like ornaments. We know…we’re adorable.
- 100 stolen stickers. Those should last you a few years unless you are a truly sadistic group. But don’t worry, you’ll be able to order refills.
- Santa’s bag. Probably smaller than you thought it would be but it’s magic, so in this case size truly doesn’t matter.
- Official rules. To keep the
cheaters family members in line
- Funky fresh ways to play
EVERYTHING YOU NEED: Who wants to tear up tiny pieces of paper, wrangle a room full of people, and fight over rules? NOBODY! This is the ultimate party kit with numbers all the way up to 35, stolen stickers to keep track of steals, lots of ways to spice up the game including optional themes and additional ways to play, PLUS an OFFICIAL set of rules to govern your feistiest players. We’re looking at you, cousin Mike.
WHY IS IT CALLED DIRTY SANTA ANYWAY?
Gift exchanges played in the south are generally called Dirty Santa. Why do they call it Dirty Santa, you ask? What?!? Ewww! NO! Get your mind out of the gutter! It’s called Dirty Santa because of all the stealing!
You see, folks in the south seem laid back, front porch sittin’, sweet tea drinkin’ precious little sweethearts. But they do get riled up about a few things: namely football, hunting, and holiday gift exchanges. It’s true. If you have never witnessed Grandpa pry a spa kit out of your cousin Kelly’s arms only to watch her end up with a leopard skinned steering wheel cover then you are probably not having as much fun as we are. Likely you’re playing a more benign version like White Elephant or Yankee Swap.
Unlike other gift exchanges where the point is to bring a funny or useless gift, Dirty Santa gifts tend to be a mix of gifts that are pretty awesome and pretty not awesome. The awesome gifts get stolen faster than cheese pizza slices at the McAllister house. And the not awesome gifts collect dust along with the hopes and dreams of those who opened them.
If you think this sounds stressful, you should proceed to playing the White Elephant version. But if you’re like us and your family’s love language is competition, then go ahead and add this to your cart right now.